Binders Full Of Women

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Jacob Haller: vocals, piano
Jeff Keithline: electric bass
Chris Monti: electric guitar
Matt McLaren: drums
Lyrics by Ranjit Bhatnagar and Jacob Haller
©2013 Ranjit Bhatnagar and Jacob Haller
℗2013 Jacob Haller

lyrics

I got binders full of women
I got notebooks of femmes fatales
I got portfolios of ladyfolks I couldn't even list them all
I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for the chicks
And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I got a spreadsheet full of sisters
A database of dames
A rolodex of double X but don't ask me their names
I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for the chicks
And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I can cross-index the ladies
Based on name, shape and size.
Then, what the hell, put it in Excel and sort them by their eyes.
I'm good for business
Whats good for business's good for the chicks
And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I quickly categorize 'em,
Then send them home to feed their sprogs.
My book of lists lists feminists under a female dog.
I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for ladies
I can see their grateful looks as I drive past in my Mercedes

credits

from Time To Break Up The Band, released May 15, 2014
Jacob Haller: vocals, piano
Jeff Keithline: electric bass
Chris Monti: electric guitar
Matt McLaren: drums
Lyrics by Ranjit Bhatnagar and Jacob Haller

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Jacob Haller Providence, Rhode Island

Jacob Haller has been a fixture of the Rhode Island music scene for ten years, and has been frequently featured in popular shows such as AS220's Empire Revue and Common Fence Point Music's annual Gathering of Fiddlers & Fishermen.

"Jacob Haller is not only a talented musician and songwriter, he's also a talented songwriter and musician."

-- Harper Johnson, Co-Host of The Blues Record podcast
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  • Aug 09
    Providence, RI
  • Dec 13
    Providence, RI

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