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This song was written in response to events in episode 8 of season 2 of the 'Dice to Meet You' podcast, online at dicetomeetyou.com/2017/03/24/s02e08-a-short-outing-part-2/ , and was recorded during the following episode.

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Dear Ms. Thel,

Thank you for your employment -- it has been a pleasure working as an independent contractor on your behalf.

In case you hire other adventurers to get fabric for you, I wanted to provide an song to accompany your map, with some tips that they might find useful.

Of course, any adventurers wishing to have the full experience for themselves, without warnings, are free not to read it.

Your humble servent,
Skullbutt

Follow the directions on through Torsoland.
If you meet any kobolds, be kind.
You'll come to a cavern with eight different exits,
A riddle you'll have to unwind.

Passage number two, if you count from the left,
will take you right to a canoe.
Prepare for rough waters, and paddle on down,
and the river will take you right through.

When you see spiderwebs coming up on ahead,
Get ready to get off the ship.
On your right, there's a passage, so land right in there.
You're nearing the end of your trip.

You'll meet a big spider, but don't be afraid.
It'll take you to Meesrah the elf.
Her tea is disgusting, but you probably won't die,
So drink it, or not. Suit yourself.

So that's my advice for your fabric quest.
I hope it's been useful to you.
If anyone asks you, "Say, what's your secret?"
Just tell 'em, Skullbutt steered you true.

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from Dice to Meet You: Tales from the Goddess's Repose, released December 30, 2016

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