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This song was written in response to events in episode 13 of season 2 of the 'Dice to Meet You' podcast, online at dicetomeetyou.com/2017/06/16/s02e13-three-secrets-and-a-sack-of-shoelaces/ , and was recorded during the following episode.

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That's So: A Tribute To The Beloved Mayor of Heart City
By The New Brelkin

To The Tune Of The Ballad of Explosive Soldier

Mayor Reshtha has served us for so very long.
She keeps our best interests at heart.
And yet, the heart's door remains quite closed.
You'd think she'd at least have made a start. That's so.
You'd think she'd have made a start.

Mayor Reshtha claims that she keeps the peace,
And no citizens are attacked.
Yet our businessmen find that 'Kick Me' signs
Are pinned onto their backs, that's so.
They're pinned onto their backs.

Miss Squirrel can walk into the Stone's Throw,
Attacking, quite consequences-free,
It seems Cinestians have got the right,
More rights than you or me. That's so.
More rights than you or me.

Mayor Reshtha says that she speaks for us all,
She says so quite eloquently.
Then abandons debates without answering one thing.
Now, why on earth might that be? Who knows.
Just why on earth might that be?

Mayor Reshtha's ruled two hundred years.
Her service, we never will contest.
But it's time for a change and some new ideas,
And a bear who will fight for what's best. That's so.
A bear who will fight for what's best.

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from Dice to Meet You: Tales from the Goddess's Repose, released December 30, 2016

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Jacob Haller Providence, Rhode Island

Jacob Haller has been a fixture of the Rhode Island music scene for ten years, and has been frequently featured in popular shows such as AS220's Empire Revue and Common Fence Point Music's annual Gathering of Fiddlers & Fishermen.

"Jacob Haller is not only a talented musician and songwriter, he's also a talented songwriter and musician."

-- Harper Johnson, Co-Host of The Blues Record podcast
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