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This song was written in response to events in episode 11 of season 2 of the 'Dice to Meet You' podcast, online at dicetomeetyou.com/2017/05/19/s02e11-short-term-memory/ , and was recorded during the following episode.

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An adventurer went, of his own free volition,
to the Land of the Faeries, but he had no permission.
His face was slack-jawed, with no sign of cognition.
He was breaking the law, which was bad.

He stomped in and shouted, "Now, who can I fight?
I'm looking for monsters, to make them take flight!
I'll kill them, because I think that is my right!"
He was dumb as a rock, and quite mad.

The faeries dealt with him, as faeries are able,
They sent him to sleep, and they made him a table.
Doubt me if you want, but I swear it's no fable.
My story is quite ironclad.

The Duke of the Faeries is merciful and wise.
He's strong, while still willing to compromise.
So he gave him to some of Heart City's allies, (that's us!)
So he'll soon be in jail and quite sad.
And everybody that he's ever met will be glad,
'Cause he'll be pelted with fruit till he's plaid.

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from Dice to Meet You: Tales from the Goddess's Repose, released December 30, 2016

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Jacob Haller Providence, Rhode Island

Jacob Haller has been a fixture of the Rhode Island music scene for ten years, and has been frequently featured in popular shows such as AS220's Empire Revue and Common Fence Point Music's annual Gathering of Fiddlers & Fishermen.

"Jacob Haller is not only a talented musician and songwriter, he's also a talented songwriter and musician."

-- Harper Johnson, Co-Host of The Blues Record podcast
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