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This song was written in response to events in a one-shot adventure in the 'Dice to Meet You' podcast, online at dicetomeetyou.com/2017/06/30/one-shot-01-questeria/ , and was recorded a couple of episodes later.

I realized later that I misremembered what race my character was in this adventure! I was a half-elf rogue, not a human. Sorry about that -- I guess we will chalk that up to Skullbutt not remembering all the details of his dream correctly.

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Last night, I had the strangest dream.
I was a human rogue,
Vacationing on an adventurer's cruise,
which seemed to be in vogue.

There also was a lizard who
was a bit of a pacifist.
A scholarly gnome, wise yet quite rash,
G F G
Completed our party's list.

Our party met an oily man,
Named Jonathan Diggledo.
He said some orcs had stolen an orb,
But we weren't sure it was true.

The gnome hoped to cast 'wall of daggers',
So she said, again and again.
I talked to the orcs, who thought I was
a goblin named Kevin.

We fought a bit, wall of daggers was cast,
I threatened to smash the orb.
We left, having learned of Diggledo's lies,
A fact that we had to absorb.

Diggledo had become the mayor, having
defeated a shaggy bear.
We turned the crowd against him, when
the gnome laid Diggledo's deceit bare.

The mayor became a demon, and
the crowd became a mob.
We decided that it was time to go,
Since we had completed our job.

I woke, and rubbed my eyes. It was
the oddest dream I'd had.
A world where I'm not a cat! I swear
I must have been quite mad.

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from Dice to Meet You: Tales from the Goddess's Repose, released December 30, 2016

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Jacob Haller has been a fixture of the Rhode Island music scene for ten years, and has been frequently featured in popular shows such as AS220's Empire Revue and Common Fence Point Music's annual Gathering of Fiddlers & Fishermen.

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