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This song was written about events in episode 3 of season 2 of the 'Dice to Meet You' podcast, online at dicetomeetyou.com/2017/01/13/s02e03-enthusiastic-dummos/ , and was recorded during the following episode.

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If you're a mouse, & you're tired of looking too dang cute,
Or you're a bear, and you want a white monkey suit,
Then don't be dumb, no -- be astute,
And get your clothes at Chimera Wares!

If you're a cat who's singing in a burlesque show,
Or you're a biological control agent on the go,
Then just head to the shop that's never so-so,
And get your clothes at Chimera Wares!

BRIDGE:
Felsir will help you out, whether you're human, horse, or boar.
If you go there once, I guarantee you'll want to go back for more!

So for first-rate fashions at below list price,
Head to Chimera, & use discount code 'DICE'.
It never hurts to ask, at least that's my advice,
When you shop at Chimera Wares.

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from Dice to Meet You: Tales from the Goddess's Repose, released December 30, 2016

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Jacob Haller Providence, Rhode Island

Jacob Haller has been a fixture of the Rhode Island music scene for ten years, and has been frequently featured in popular shows such as AS220's Empire Revue and Common Fence Point Music's annual Gathering of Fiddlers & Fishermen.

"Jacob Haller is not only a talented musician and songwriter, he's also a talented songwriter and musician."

-- Harper Johnson, Co-Host of The Blues Record podcast
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